Crabs/Pubic Lice

What are Crabs/Pubic Lice?

Crabs are lice that set up camp in your pubes laying eggs and building themselves a small itchy city. They can also move into beards, armpits chest hair and eyelashes.

How do you catch Crabs/Pubic Lice?

They can crawl on to you when you are fucking or rubbing against someone, sharing clothes, towels or bed sheets

How will I know?

Itchy – you will get really freakin’ itchy! You may also notice the small brown mites crawling around on your body or see little white eggs attached to your hair.

Testing and treatment

To kill these little suckers – go to the pharmacy and buy some genital lice shampoo. Make sure you treat partners and others who you have been close to. Wash bed sheets, towels and clothes in hot soapy water. It is wise to repeat the treatment again in 7 days time.

Protecting myself

You can’t really do anything to protect yourself from crabs/pubic lice, sometimes this type of bullshit just happens. Fix it and move on.

If you think you have crabs, visit your local pharmacy for treatment. It would be wise to also take a full sexual health screen to ensure that you are free of all other STIs

103,700

There are an estimated 103,700 people living with HIV in the UK.

A quarter of penises are slightly
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It is estimated that 1 in 20 gay/bi men in the UK has HIV, increasing to 1 in 11 in London

15,875GB

A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information, one ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

In 2014, 40% of adults newly diagnosed HIV positive, were diagnosed late, after they should have started treatment.

200cals

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18,000

Approximately 18,100 (17%) people living with HIV in the UK are unaware of their HIV infection and have not yet been diagnosed

28MPH

A man ejaculates at an average speed of 28 MPH

Despite representing less than an estimated 2% of the London adult population, gay and bisexual men constituted 24% of all London residents diagnosed with a new sexually transmitted infection in 2013.